Erma Bombeck

Quotes about getting older

Erma Bombeck quote: “I was too old for a paper route…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Youngsters of the age of two and…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “When your mother asks, “Do you want…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Why would anyone steal a shopping cart?…”

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Animal & pet quotes

Erma Bombeck quote: “When a child is locked in the bathroom…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “When humor goes, there goes civilization…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “When I stand before God at the…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “There’s nothing sadder in this world than…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “There’s something wrong with a mother who…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “What’s with you men? Would hair stop…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “There is a thin line that separates…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “There is nothing more miserable in the…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “There is one thing I have never…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “The only reason I would take up…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Thanks to my mother, not a single…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Someone once threw me a small, brown…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Somewhere it is written that parents who…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Onion rings in the car cushions do…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “People shop for a bathing suit with…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Some say our national pastime is baseball…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Once you get a spice in your…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “One thing they never tell you about…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Never lend your car to anyone to…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Never order food in excess of your…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “No one ever died from sleeping in…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Never go to your high school reunion…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Never have more children than you have…”

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