George Carlin

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George Carlin quote: “You know an odd feeling? Sitting on…”

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George Carlin quote: “When you’re born, you get a ticket…”

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George Carlin quote: “When you step on the brakes…”

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George Carlin quote: “When someone is impatient and says, ‘I…”

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George Carlin quote: “When Thomas Edison worked late into the…”

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George Carlin quote: “What does it mean to pre-board? Do…”

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George Carlin quote: “Weather forecast for tonight: dark…”

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George Carlin quote: “Well, if crime fighters fight crime and…”

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George Carlin quote: “There’s no present. There’s only the immediate…”

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George Carlin quote: “There are nights when the wolves are…”

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George Carlin quote: “The status quo sucks…”

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George Carlin quote: “The reason I talk to myself is…”

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George Carlin quote: “The other night I ate at a…”

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George Carlin quote: “The main reason Santa is so jolly…”

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George Carlin quote: “Standing ovations have become far too commonplace…”

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George Carlin quote: “People who say they don’t care what…”

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George Carlin quote: “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor…”

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George Carlin quote: “Not only do I not know what’s…”

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George Carlin quote: “Most people work just hard enough…”

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George Carlin quote: “May the forces of evil become confused…”

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George Carlin quote: “Just cause you got the monkey off…”

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George Carlin quote: “Inside every cynical person, there is a…”

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George Carlin quote: “In comic strips, the person on the…”

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George Carlin quote: “I’m not concerned about all hell breaking…”

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George Carlin quote: “I’m always relieved when someone is delivering…”

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George Carlin quote: “I’m completely in favor of the separation…”

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George Carlin quote: “If you can’t beat them, arrange to…”

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George Carlin quote: “If it’s true that our species is…”

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George Carlin quote: “I would never want to be a…”

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George Carlin quote: “I went to a bookstore and asked…”

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