Phyllis Diller

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Phyllis Diller quote: “You know you’re old if they have…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “You know you’re old if your walker…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “Whatever you may look like, marry a…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “What I don’t like about office Christmas…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “We spend the first twelve months of…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “Tranquilizers work only if you follow the…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “There’s so little money in my bank…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “The reason women don’t play football is…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “The real reason your pro tells you…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “Our dog died from licking our wedding…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “Old age is when the liver spots…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “Never go to bed mad. Stay up…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “My photographs don’t do me justice —…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “My recipe for dealing with anger and…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “My cooking is so bad my kids…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “Most children threaten at times to run…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “I’ve been asked to say a couple…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “It’s a good thing that beauty is…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “If it weren’t for baseball, many kids…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “I want my children to have all…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “I buried a lot of my ironing…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “I asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “Housework can’t kill you, but why take…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “His finest hour lasted a minute and…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “Cleaning your house while your kids are…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “Best way to get rid of kitchen…”

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