Mitch Hedberg

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “You know when they have a fishing…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “Y’know, you can’t please all the people…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I’m a heroine addict. I need to…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I’m against picketing, but I don’t know…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “If my kid couldn’t draw I’d make…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “If I had nine of my fingers…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I’d like to get four people who…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I wish my name was Brian, because…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I wear a necklace, cause I wanna…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I wanted to buy a candle holder…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I was at this casino…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I used to be a hot-tar roofer…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I saw a human pyramid once. It…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I recently took up ice sculpting. Last…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I remixed a remix. It was back…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I love blackjack. But I’m not addicted…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I like refried beans. That’s why I…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I like to hold the microphone cord…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I like to play blackjack. I’m not…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I know a lot about cars, man…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I like Kit-Kat, unless I’m with four…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I haven’t slept for ten days, because…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I had a stick of CareFree gum…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I drank some boiling water because I…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I don’t have a girlfriend. But I…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I bought a seven-dollar pen because I…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I can whistle with my fingers, especially…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “Fettuccini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “Every time I go and shave, I…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “Every book is a children’s book if…”

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