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Steven Wright quote: “The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm…”
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Steven Wright quote: “Right now I’m having, amnesia and…”
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Steven Wright quote: “On the other hand, you have different…”
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Steven Wright quote: “My theory of evolution is that Darwin…”
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Steven Wright quote: “My roommate got a pet elephant. Then…”
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Steven Wright quote: “My friend has a baby. I’m recording…”
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Steven Wright quote: “Last night I stayed up late playing…”
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Steven Wright quote: “Last year I went fishing with Salvador…”
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Steven Wright quote: “In Vegas, I got into a long…”
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Steven Wright quote: “I’m writing an unauthorized autobiography…”
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