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Henny Youngman quote: “This man used to go to school…”
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Henny Youngman quote: “This is an elegant hotel! Room service…”
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Henny Youngman quote: “There was a girl knocking on my…”
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Henny Youngman quote: “The secret of a happy marriage remains…”
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Henny Youngman quote: “The horse I bet on was so…”
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Henny Youngman quote: “Take my wife… Please!…”
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Henny Youngman quote: “Some people ask the secret of our…”
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Henny Youngman quote: “She has a wash and wear bridal…”
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Henny Youngman quote: “She’s been married so many times she…”
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Henny Youngman quote: “My wife dresses to kill. She cooks…”
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Henny Youngman quote: “My other brother-in-law died. He was a…”
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Henny Youngman quote: “My son complains about headaches. I tell…”
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Henny Youngman quote: “My grandmother is over eighty and still…”
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Henny Youngman quote: “My brother was a lifeguard in a…”
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Henny Youngman quote: “My dad was the town drunk. Most…”
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