Quotes by occupation

Comedian

Joan Rivers quote: “People say that money is not the…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “People who read the tabloids deserve to…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “My parents didn’t want to move to…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “My routines come out of total unhappiness…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “It’s amazing that the amount of news…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “Make no mistake about why these babies…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “Men don’t care what’s on TV. They…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I told my mother-in-law that my house…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I wish I had a twin, so…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I succeeded by saying what everyone else…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “I think it’s funny to be delicate…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I knew I was an unwanted baby…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I hate housework! You make the beds…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I have no methods; all I do…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “Forty for you, sixty for me. And…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “I am so busy doing nothing… that…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I don’t exercise. If God had wanted…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “Don’t tell your kids you had an…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “A bookstore is one of the only…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “A two-year-old is kind of like having…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “According to most studies, people’s number one…”

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Aly Raisman

Aly Raisman quote: “I hope that we can one day…”

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Aaron Hill

Aaron Hill quote: “Youth is ever apt to judge in…”

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Benjamin Franklin

Benjamin Franklin quote: “Your net worth to the world is…”

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Dale Carnegie

Dale Carnegie quote: “Your purpose is to make your audience…”

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Deng Xiaoping

Deng Xiaoping quote: “Young leading cadres have risen up by…”

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Abu Bakr

Abu Bakr quote: “You should not quarrel with your neighbor…”

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Creativity quotes

Daisaku Ikeda quote: “You must not for one instant give…”

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