Quotes by occupation

Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “My roommate got a pet elephant. Then…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “My theory of evolution is that Darwin…”

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Jean Rostand

Jean Rostand quote: “My pessimism extends to the point of…”

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Gilbert K. Chesterton

Gilbert K. Chesterton quote: “Music with dinner is an insult both…”

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Artist

Henri Matisse quote: “My curves are not crazy…”

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Gilbert K. Chesterton

Gilbert K. Chesterton quote: “‘My country, right or wrong’ is a…”

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Celebrity quotes

Duke Ellington quote: “My attitude is never to be satisfied…”

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Composer

Frederick Delius quote: “Music is an outburst of the soul…”

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Comedian

Elayne Boosler quote: “My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness…”

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Comedian

Phyllis Diller quote: “My cooking is so bad my kids…”

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Funny quotes

Steven Wright quote: “My friend has a baby. I’m recording…”

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Comedian

Ellen DeGeneres quote: “My grandmother started walking five miles a…”

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Octavia Butler

Octavia Butler quote: “Most of us don’t have to worry…”

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Anton Chekhov

Anton Chekhov quote: “Money, like vodka, turns a person into…”

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Composer

Leonard Bernstein quote: “Music can name the unnameable and communicate…”

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Comedian

Phyllis Diller quote: “Most children threaten at times to run…”

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Work quotes

George Carlin quote: “Most people work just hard enough…”

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Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel quote: “Morality without a sense of paradox is…”

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Health & medicine quotes

Karl Kraus quote: “Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary…”

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Don Marquis

Don Marquis quote: “Middle age is the time when a…”

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Author quotes

Zane Grey quote: “Men may rise on stepping stones of…”

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F. H. Bradley

F. H. Bradley quote: “Metaphysics is the finding of bad reasons…”

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Animal & pet quotes

Gilbert K. Chesterton quote: “Men feel that cruelty to the poor…”

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Anton Chekhov

Anton Chekhov quote: “Medicine is my lawful wife and literature…”

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Ancient wisdom

Lucius Annaeus Seneca quote: “May be is very well, but Must…”

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Comedian

Eddie Cantor quote: “Marriage is an attempt to solve problems…”

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Comedian

George Carlin quote: “May the forces of evil become confused…”

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Gilbert K. Chesterton

Gilbert K. Chesterton quote: “Marriage is an adventure, like going to…”

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Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel quote: “Mathematics is, as it were, a sensuous…”

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Karl Kraus

Karl Kraus quote: “Matrimony is the union of meanness and…”

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