Quotes by occupation

Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “If a word in the dictionary were…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “If at first you don’t succeed…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “If God dropped acid, would he see…”

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Celebrity quotes

Mel Brooks quote: “If God wanted us to fly, He…”

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Ancient wisdom

Lucius Annaeus Seneca quote: “If a man knows not what harbor…”

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Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel quote: “Ideas are infinite, original, and lively divine…”

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Author quotes

Emily Post quote: “Ideal conversation must be an exchange of…”

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Funny quotes

Don Marquis quote: “I would rather start a family than…”

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Business quotes

Don Marquis quote: “Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I wrote a few children’s books… not…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I’d like to get four people who…”

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Quotes from presidents

Woodrow Wilson quote: “I would rather lose in a cause…”

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Artist

Henri Matisse quote: “I wouldn’t mind turning into a vermilion…”

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Animal & pet quotes

Woodrow Wilson quote: “If a dog will not come to…”

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Author quotes

Zane Grey quote: “I will see this game of life…”

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Gilbert K. Chesterton

Gilbert K. Chesterton quote: “I would maintain that thanks are the…”

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Octavia Butler

Octavia Butler quote: “I would never have been a good…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I wish my name was Brian, because…”

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Ancient wisdom

Titus Maccius Plautus quote: “I would rather be adorned by beauty…”

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Comedian

George Carlin quote: “I would never want to be a…”

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Government quotes

Woodrow Wilson quote: “I would rather belong to a poor…”

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Artist

Henri Matisse quote: “I would like to recapture that freshness…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I went down the street to the…”

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Comedian

George Carlin quote: “I went to a bookstore and asked…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I went to a general store. They…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I went to a restaurant that serves…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I went to the bank and asked…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I went to the museum where they…”

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Berke Breathed

Berke Breathed quote: “I will go to my grave in…”

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Quotes from presidents

Woodrow Wilson quote: “I will not speak with disrespect of…”

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