Quotes by occupation

Artist

Henri Matisse quote: “I have been no more than a…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I had to stop driving my car…”

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Octavia Butler

Octavia Butler quote: “I have a huge and savage conscience…”

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Bob Hope

Bob Hope quote: “I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I have an answering machine in my…”

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Quotes from presidents

Woodrow Wilson quote: “I have come slowly into possession of…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I have an existential map. It has…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “I drink therefore I am…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I drive way too fast to worry…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I got a chain letter by fax…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I got this powdered water — now…”

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Bob Hope

Bob Hope quote: “I grew up with six brothers. That’s…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I had a friend who was a…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I had a stick of CareFree gum…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I had some eyeglasses. I was walking…”

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Karl Kraus

Karl Kraus quote: “I had a terrible vision: I saw…”

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Comedian

Fred Allen quote: “I don’t want to own anything that…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I drank some boiling water because I…”

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Jean Rostand

Jean Rostand quote: “I don’t judge a regime by the…”

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Artist

Henri Matisse quote: “I don’t know whether I believe in…”

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Artist

Henri Matisse quote: “I don’t paint things. I only paint…”

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Karl Kraus

Karl Kraus quote: “I don’t like to meddle in my…”

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Bob Hope

Bob Hope quote: “I don’t feel old. I don’t feel…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I don’t have a girlfriend. But I…”

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Artist

Henri Matisse quote: “I do not literally paint that table…”

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Ancient wisdom

Lucius Annaeus Seneca quote: “I don’t consider myself bald, I’m just…”

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Gilbert K. Chesterton

Gilbert K. Chesterton quote: “I do not believe in a fate…”

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Celebrity quotes

Mel Brooks quote: “I don’t believe in this business of…”

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Author quotes

Zane Grey quote: “I can write best in the silence…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I bought a seven-dollar pen because I…”

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