Quotes from writers

Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “The only reason I would take up…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Thanks to my mother, not a single…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Someone once threw me a small, brown…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Somewhere it is written that parents who…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Onion rings in the car cushions do…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “People shop for a bathing suit with…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Some say our national pastime is baseball…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Once you get a spice in your…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “One thing they never tell you about…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Never lend your car to anyone to…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Never order food in excess of your…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “No one ever died from sleeping in…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “Never go to a doctor whose office…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Never go to your high school reunion…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Never have more children than you have…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “My second favorite household chore is ironing…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “My theory on housework is, if the…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Never accept a drink from a urologist…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “Most women put off entertaining until the…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “My kids always perceived the bathroom as…”

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Dream quotes

Erma Bombeck quote: “It takes a lot of courage to…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “I’ve exercised with women so thin that…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “In two decades I’ve lost a total…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “It goes without saying that you should…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “It is not until you become a…”

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