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Groucho Marx quote: “I remember the first time I had…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I read in the newspapers they are…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I never forget a face, but in…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I must confess, I was born at…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I must say I find television very…”

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Jay London quote: “I model irregular clothing…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I intend to live forever, or die…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I have had a perfectly wonderful evening…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I have a mind to join a…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I find television very educating. Every time…”

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Eddie Izzard quote: “I grew up in Europe, where the…”

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Jay London quote: “I don’t need to worry about identity…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I don’t care to belong to a…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I didn’t like the play, but then…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Humor is reason gone mad…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Go, and never darken my towels again…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “From the moment I picked your book…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Either he’s dead or my watch has…”

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Jay London quote: “Did you know that today will never…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Behind every successful man is a woman…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Before I speak, I have something important…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Anyone who says he can see through…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “All people are born alike — except…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Alimony is like buying hay for a…”

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Jay London quote: “A window of opportunity for me usually…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “A woman is an occasional pleasure but…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “A man’s only as old as the…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “A hospital bed is a parked taxi…”

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Jay London quote: “A guy gave me a job at…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “A black cat crossing your path signifies…”

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