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Groucho Marx quote: “A child of five would understand this…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “Wearing a turtleneck is like…”

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George Carlin quote: “Some people see things that are and…”

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William Lyon Phelps quote: “If happiness truly consisted in physical ease…”

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Antoine de Saint-Exupery quote: “Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and…”

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Robin Williams quote: “I once met a little girl who…”

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Robin Williams quote: “Politicians are a lot like diapers. They…”

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Steven Wright quote: “Why don’t they make the whole plane…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “When someone hands you a flyer…”

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Steven Wright quote: “When I was crossing the border into…”

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George Carlin quote: “One can never know for sure what…”

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Ellen DeGeneres quote: “Nothing says holidays like a cheese log…”

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Georg C. Lichtenberg quote: “Nothing makes one old so quickly as…”

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Robin Williams quote: “Why do they call it rush hour…”

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Robin Williams quote: “What’s right is what’s left if you…”

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Robin Williams quote: “I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d…”

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Fred Allen quote: “You can take all the sincerity in…”

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Fred Allen quote: “What’s on your mind, if you will…”

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Fred Allen quote: “We are living in the machine age…”

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Fred Allen quote: “Washington is no place for a good…”

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Fred Allen quote: “Treat employees like partners, and they act…”

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Fred Allen quote: “The vice-president of an advertising agency is…”

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Fred Allen quote: “The last time I saw him he…”

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Fred Allen quote: “The first thing that strikes a visitor…”

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Fred Allen quote: “The first time I sang in the…”

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Fred Allen quote: “The advertising world had space men in…”

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Fred Allen quote: “Television is a medium because anything well…”

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Fred Allen quote: “Television is the triumph of machine over…”

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Fred Allen quote: “Television is a device that permits people…”

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Fred Allen quote: “Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even…”

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