Quotes by topic

Comedian

George Carlin quote: “If you can’t beat them, arrange to…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If you can’t hear me, it’s because…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If you had a million Shakespeares, could…”

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Mel Brooks quote: “If Shaw and Einstein couldn’t beat death…”

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Government quotes

Woodrow Wilson quote: “If there are men in this country…”

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Business quotes

Henry Ford quote: “If there is any one secret of…”

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Ancient wisdom

Lucius Annaeus Seneca quote: “If thou art a man, admire those…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “If I had to live my life…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If it’s a penny for your thoughts…”

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George Carlin quote: “If it’s true that our species is…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “If my kid couldn’t draw I’d make…”

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Business quotes

Henry Ford quote: “If money is your hope for independence…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all…”

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Ancient wisdom

Lucius Annaeus Seneca quote: “If one does not know to which…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “If a word in the dictionary were…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If God dropped acid, would he see…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “If I had nine of my fingers…”

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Funny quotes

Don Marquis quote: “I would rather start a family than…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I wrote a few children’s books… not…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I’d like to get four people who…”

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Animal & pet quotes

Woodrow Wilson quote: “If a dog will not come to…”

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Business quotes

Don Marquis quote: “Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads…”

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Ancient wisdom

Lucius Annaeus Seneca quote: “If a man knows not what harbor…”

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Author quotes

Zane Grey quote: “I will see this game of life…”

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Beauty & fashion quotes

Yves Saint-Laurent quote: “I wish I had invented blue jeans…”

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Gilbert K. Chesterton

Gilbert K. Chesterton quote: “I would maintain that thanks are the…”

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Government quotes

Woodrow Wilson quote: “I would rather belong to a poor…”

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Ancient wisdom

Titus Maccius Plautus quote: “I would rather be adorned by beauty…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I wish my name was Brian, because…”

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George Carlin quote: “I would never want to be a…”

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