Quotes by topic

Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I bought a seven-dollar pen because I…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I bought some batteries, but they weren’t…”

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Karl Kraus

Karl Kraus quote: “I and life: The case was settled…”

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Celebrity quotes

Ellen DeGeneres quote: “I ask people why they have deer…”

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Business quotes

Henry Ford quote: “I am looking for a lot of…”

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Business quotes

Henry Ford quote: “I believe God is managing affairs and…”

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Celebrity quotes

Christopher Reeve quote: “I am a very lucky guy. I…”

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Comedian

George Carlin quote: “I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence…”

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Ancient wisdom

Pontius Pilate quote: “I am innocent of the blood of…”

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Luck quotes

Stephen Leacock quote: “I am a great believer in luck…”

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Quotes about getting older

Steven Wright quote: “How young can you die of old age?”

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Comedian

Fred Allen quote: “I always have trouble remembering three things:…”

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Ancient wisdom

Publilius Syrus quote: “How unhappy is he who cannot forgive…”

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Karl Kraus

Karl Kraus quote: “How is the world ruled and led…”

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Ancient wisdom

Pliny the Elder quote: “Home is where the heart is…”

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Ancient wisdom

Pliny the Elder quote: “Hope is the pillar that holds up…”

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Ancient wisdom

Titus Maccius Plautus quote: “How great in number are the little…”

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Comedian

Fred Allen quote: “Her hat is a creation that will…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “Hermits have no peer pressure…”

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Comedian

Fred Allen quote: “Hollywood is a place where people from…”

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Business quotes

Henry Ford quote: “History is more or less bunk…”

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Ancient wisdom

Titus Maccius Plautus quote: “He whom the gods love dies young…”

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Ancient wisdom

Publilius Syrus quote: “He who lives in solitude may make…”

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Ancient wisdom

Tertullian quote: “He who lives only to benefit himself…”

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Ancient wisdom

Titus Maccius Plautus quote: “He who seeks for gain, must be…”

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Ancient wisdom

Publilius Syrus quote: “He who spares the bad injures the…”

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Ancient wisdom

Publilius Syrus quote: “He whom many fear, has himself many…”

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Ancient wisdom

Lucius Annaeus Seneca quote: “Health is the soul that animates all…”

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Ancient wisdom

Pontius Pilate quote: “Hearest thou not how many things they…”

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Ancient wisdom

Lucius Annaeus Seneca quote: “He who dreads hostility too much is…”

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