Parenting quotes

Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “Thanks to my mother, not a single…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “Somewhere it is written that parents who…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “No one ever died from sleeping in…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “Never have more children than you have…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “Most women put off entertaining until the…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “My kids always perceived the bathroom as…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “It goes without saying that you should…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “It is not until you become a…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “In general my children refuse to eat…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “I take a very practical view of…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “Do you know what you call those…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “Children make your life important…”

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Parenting quotes

Erma Bombeck quote: “All of us have moments in our lives…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “Being a child at home alone in…”

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Parenting quotes

Ralph Waldo Emerson quote: “Men are what their mothers made them…”

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Herbert Spencer

Herbert Spencer quote: “The wise man must remember that while…”

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Journalist

Kin Hubbard quote: “The worst feature of a new baby…”

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Parenting quotes

Sydney J. Harris quote: “The beauty of spacing children many years…”

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Ambrose Bierce

Ambrose Bierce quote: “Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when…”

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Inventor

R. Buckminster Fuller quote: “Parents are usually more careful to bestow…”

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Historian quotes

Will Durant quote: “Tired mothers find that spanking takes less…”

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Comedian

Jerry Seinfeld quote: “Make no mistake about why these babies…”

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Celebrity quotes

Paul Reiser quote: “They’re not the sharpest people — babies…”

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Celebrity quotes

Paul Reiser quote: “There’s something that happens in that delivery…”

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Celebrity quotes

Paul Reiser quote: “The biggest thing I remember is that…”

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Ancient wisdom

Democritus quote: “Raising children is an uncertain thing; success…”

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Celebrity quotes

Groucho Marx quote: “My mother loved children — she would…”

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Agnes Macphail

Agnes Macphail quote: “I owed it to my father that…”

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David Frost

David Frost quote: “Having one child makes you a parent;…”

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Celebrity quotes

Paul Reiser quote: “Having a baby dragged me, kicking and…”

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