20th century

Comedian

Phyllis Diller quote: “Never go to bed mad. Stay up…”

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Comedian

Phyllis Diller quote: “My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her…”

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Isadora Duncan

Isadora Duncan quote: “My motto – sans limites…”

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Steven Wright quote: “My neighbor has a circular driveway…”

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Jean Rostand

Jean Rostand quote: “My pessimism extends to the point of…”

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Comedian

Phyllis Diller quote: “My photographs don’t do me justice —…”

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Comedian

Phyllis Diller quote: “My recipe for dealing with anger and…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “My roommate got a pet elephant. Then…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “My theory of evolution is that Darwin…”

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Karl Kraus

Karl Kraus quote: “My unconscious knows more about the consciousness…”

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Comedian

Ellen DeGeneres quote: “My grandmother started walking five miles a…”

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Composer

Frederick Delius quote: “Music is an outburst of the soul…”

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Gilbert K. Chesterton

Gilbert K. Chesterton quote: “Music with dinner is an insult both…”

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Comedian

Elayne Boosler quote: “My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness…”

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Celebrity quotes

Duke Ellington quote: “My attitude is never to be satisfied…”

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Comedian

Phyllis Diller quote: “My cooking is so bad my kids…”

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Gilbert K. Chesterton

Gilbert K. Chesterton quote: “‘My country, right or wrong’ is a…”

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Artist

Henri Matisse quote: “My curves are not crazy…”

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Funny quotes

Steven Wright quote: “My friend has a baby. I’m recording…”

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Health & medicine quotes

Karl Kraus quote: “Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary…”

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Comedian

Phyllis Diller quote: “Most children threaten at times to run…”

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Isadora Duncan

Isadora Duncan quote: “Most human beings today waste some 25…”

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Octavia Butler

Octavia Butler quote: “Most of us don’t have to worry…”

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Business quotes

Henry Ford quote: “Most people spend more time and energy…”

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Work quotes

George Carlin quote: “Most people work just hard enough…”

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Composer

Leonard Bernstein quote: “Music can name the unnameable and communicate…”

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Anton Chekhov

Anton Chekhov quote: “Money, like vodka, turns a person into…”

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Animal & pet quotes

Gilbert K. Chesterton quote: “Men feel that cruelty to the poor…”

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Author quotes

Zane Grey quote: “Men may rise on stepping stones of…”

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F. H. Bradley

F. H. Bradley quote: “Metaphysics is the finding of bad reasons…”

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