20th century

Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I was trying to daydream, but my…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I was walking down the street wearing…”

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Octavia Butler

Octavia Butler quote: “I wasn’t trying to work out my…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I watched the Indy 500, and I…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I wear a necklace, cause I wanna…”

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Celebrity quotes

Ellen DeGeneres quote: “I was coming home from kindergarten…”

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Gilbert K. Chesterton

Gilbert K. Chesterton quote: “I was planning to go into architecture…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I used to work in a fire…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “I want my children to have all…”

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Beauty & fashion quotes

Yves Saint-Laurent quote: “I want to thank all the women…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I wanted to buy a candle holder…”

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Creativity quotes

Vera Wang quote: “I wanted to define the vocabulary of…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I was a peripheral visionary. I could…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I was at this casino…”

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Octavia Butler

Octavia Butler quote: “I was attracted to science fiction because…”

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George Carlin quote: “I think it would be interesting if…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I think it’s wrong that only one…”

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George Carlin quote: “I think people should be allowed to…”

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John Candy quote: “I thought to myself, Join the army…”

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Celebrity quotes

Whoopi Goldberg quote: “I used my imagination to make the…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I used to be a hot-tar roofer…”

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Celebrity quotes

Christopher Reeve quote: “I think a hero is an ordinary…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I think God’s going to come down…”

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Jean Rostand

Jean Rostand quote: “I think I am one of those…”

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John Candy quote: “I think I may have become an…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I replaced the headlights in my car…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I saw a bank that said 24-hour…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I saw a human pyramid once. It…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but…”

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Vera Wang

Vera Wang quote: “I see myself as a true modernist…”

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