20th century

Author quotes

Zane Grey quote: “I love my work, but do not…”

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Money quotes

Bob Hope quote: “I love to go to Washington —…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I like refried beans. That’s why I…”

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Steven Spielberg

Steven Spielberg quote: “I like the smell of film. I…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I like to hold the microphone cord…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I like to keep a bottle of…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I like to play blackjack. I’m not…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I like to reminisce with people I…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I live on a one-way street that’s…”

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Funny quotes

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I love blackjack. But I’m not addicted…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I intend to live forever. So far…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I invented the cordless extension cord…”

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Octavia Butler

Octavia Butler quote: “I just knew there were stories I…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I know a lot about cars, man…”

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Fred Allen quote: “I learned law so well, the day…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I like children – fried…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I like Kit-Kat, unless I’m with four…”

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Fred Allen quote: “I like long walks, especially when they…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I installed a skylight in my apartment…..”

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Quotes from presidents

Woodrow Wilson quote: “I have long enjoyed the friendship and…”

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Quotes from presidents

William McKinley quote: “I have never been in doubt since…”

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Don Marquis

Don Marquis quote: “I have often noticed that ancestors never…”

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Beauty & fashion quotes

Yves Saint-Laurent quote: “I have often said that I wish…”

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Bob Hope

Bob Hope quote: “I have seen what a laugh can…”

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Comedian

Elayne Boosler quote: “I have six locks on my door…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I have the world’s largest collection of…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I haven’t slept for ten days, because…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I hooked up my accelerator pedal in…”

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Berke Breathed

Berke Breathed quote: “I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I have an existential map. It has…”

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