21st century

Comedian

Elayne Boosler quote: “The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good…”

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Steven Spielberg

Steven Spielberg quote: “The public has an appetite for anything…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “The other day I… uh, no, that…”

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Berke Breathed

Berke Breathed quote: “The comic page is dying; I didn’t…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm…”

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Celebrity quotes

Whoopi Goldberg quote: “That’s the thing about Mother Nature —…”

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Celebrity quotes

Whoopi Goldberg quote: “The art of acting is to be…”

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Life quotes

Paulo Coelho quote: “Tell your heart that the fear of…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “Sponges grow in the ocean. That just…”

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Berke Breathed

Berke Breathed quote: “Some of us find our lives abridged…”

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Friendship quotes

Octavia Butler quote: “Sometimes being a friend means mastering the…”

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Celebrity quotes

Christopher Reeve quote: “So many of our dreams at first…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “So, do you live around here often?…”

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Comedian

Lewis Black quote: “Republicans have nothing but bad ideas, and…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “Right now I’m having, amnesia and…”

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Octavia Butler

Octavia Butler quote: “Religion kept some of my relatives alive…”

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Steven Spielberg

Steven Spielberg quote: “People have forgotten how to tell a…”

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Octavia Butler

Octavia Butler quote: “People have the right to call themselves…”

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Comedian

Ellen DeGeneres quote: “People always ask me, ‘Were you funny…”

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Life quotes

Paulo Coelho quote: “One is loved because one is loved…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “On the other hand, you have different…”

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Octavia Butler

Octavia Butler quote: “Once you grow past Mommy and Daddy…”

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Celebrity quotes

Whoopi Goldberg quote: “Normal is in the eye of the…”

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Celebrity quotes

Whoopi Goldberg quote: “Normal is nothing more than a cycle…”

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Life quotes

Paulo Coelho quote: “No one can lie, no one can…”

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Berke Breathed

Berke Breathed quote: “Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It’s the…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “My neighbor has a circular driveway…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “My roommate got a pet elephant. Then…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “My theory of evolution is that Darwin…”

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Comedian

Elayne Boosler quote: “My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness…”

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