21st century

Funny quotes

Steven Wright quote: “My friend has a baby. I’m recording…”

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Comedian

Ellen DeGeneres quote: “My grandmother started walking five miles a…”

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Octavia Butler

Octavia Butler quote: “Most of us don’t have to worry…”

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Life quotes

Paulo Coelho quote: “Love can consign us to hell or…”

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Life quotes

Paulo Coelho quote: “Love is a trap. When it appears…”

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Life quotes

Paulo Coelho quote: “Life was always a matter of waiting…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “Last night I stayed up late playing…”

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Steven Wright quote: “Last year I went fishing with Salvador…”

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Celebrity quotes

Ellen DeGeneres quote: “Just go up to somebody on the…”

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Berke Breathed

Berke Breathed quote: “It’s never too late to have a…”

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Vera Wang

Vera Wang quote: “I’ve been designing since I was 8…”

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Steven Spielberg

Steven Spielberg quote: “I’ve discovered I’ve got this preoccupation with…”

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Comedian

Elayne Boosler quote: “I’ve never been married, but I tell…”

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Celebrity quotes

Whoopi Goldberg quote: “It’s being willing to walk away that…”

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Vera Wang

Vera Wang quote: “It’s for all the women who embrace…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “It doesn’t matter what temperature the room…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “Is it weird in here, or is…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “In Vegas, I got into a long…”

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Celebrity quotes

Ellen DeGeneres quote: “In the beginning there was nothing. God…”

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Celebrity quotes

Ellen DeGeneres quote: “I’m on the patch right now. Where…”

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Al Yankovic

Al Yankovic quote: “I’m still a geek on the inside…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I’m writing a book. I’ve got the…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I’m writing an unauthorized autobiography…”

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Comedian

Elayne Boosler quote: “I’m just a person trapped inside a…”

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Celebrity quotes

Susan Powter quote: “I’m not a role model to my…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “If you were going to shoot a…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I’m a heroine addict. I need to…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I’m against picketing, but I don’t know…”

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Celebrity quotes

Susan Powter quote: “If you want a higher power, go…”

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