21st century

Actor quotes

Ossie Davis quote: “College ain’t so much where you been…”

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Actor quotes

Ossie Davis quote: “Any form of art is a form…”

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Actor quotes

Kenneth Branagh quote: “Actors are the best and the worst…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I think foosball is a combination of…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I wish I could play little league…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I would imagine that if you could…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I once saw a forklift lift a…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “Spaghetti… I can’t eat spaghetti, there’s too…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “The depressing thing about tennis is that…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “This shirt is dry clean only. Which means…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “My sister wanted to be an actress…”

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Animal & pet quotes

Mitch Hedberg quote: “People teach their dogs to sit; it’s…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “Rice is great if you’re really hungry…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “My belt holds my pants up, but…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “My fake plants died because I did…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “My friend asked me if I wanted…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “It’s very dangerous to wave to people…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “It’s weird… people say they’re not like…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m…”

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Celebrity quotes

Henry Rollins quote: “I think about the meaning of pain…”

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Celebrity quotes

Henry Rollins quote: “I don’t believe in fate or destiny…”

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Celebrity quotes

Henry Rollins quote: “I am an optimist because I want…”

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Celebrity quotes

Henry Rollins quote: “I just get things done instead of…”

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