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Comedian

Ellen DeGeneres quote: “People always ask me, ‘Were you funny…”

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Quotes from presidents

William McKinley quote: “Our differences are policies; our agreements, principles…”

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Comedian

Phyllis Diller quote: “Our dog died from licking our wedding…”

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Franklin D. Roosevelt

Franklin D. Roosevelt quote: “Our national determination to keep free of…”

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Don Marquis

Don Marquis quote: “Ours is a world where people don’t know…”

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Business quotes

Henry Ford quote: “One of the greatest discoveries a man…”

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Christian quotes

Norman Vincent Peale quote: “One of the greatest moments in anybody’s…”

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Don Marquis

Don Marquis quote: “One of the most important things to…”

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Funny quotes

George Carlin quote: “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor…”

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Franklin D. Roosevelt

Franklin D. Roosevelt quote: “One thing is sure. We have to…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “On the other hand, you have different…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “On the whole, I’d rather be in…”

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Octavia Butler

Octavia Butler quote: “Once you grow past Mommy and Daddy…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to…”

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Quotes about getting older

Don Marquis quote: “Of middle age, the best that can be said…”

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Comedian

Phyllis Diller quote: “Old age is when the liver spots…”

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Celebrity quotes

Duke Ellington quote: “On becoming more acquainted with the word…”

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Alexander Woollcott

Alexander Woollcott quote: “Nothing risqué, nothing gained…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “Now don’t say you can’t swear off…”

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Celebrity quotes

Duke Ellington quote: “Now I can say loudly and openly…”

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Business quotes

Henry Ford quote: “Obstacles are those frightful things you see…”

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Celebrity quotes

Whoopi Goldberg quote: “Normal is in the eye of the…”

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Celebrity quotes

Whoopi Goldberg quote: “Normal is nothing more than a cycle…”

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Comedian

George Carlin quote: “Not only do I not know what’s…”

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Franklin D. Roosevelt

Franklin D. Roosevelt quote: “Not only our future economic soundness but…”

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Author quotes

Zane Grey quote: “No one connected intimately with a writer…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “Never try to impress a woman, because…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “No doubt exists that all women are…”

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Berke Breathed

Berke Breathed quote: “Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It’s the…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “Never cry over spilt milk, because it…”

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