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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “Never give a sucker an even break…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “Never go to bed mad. Stay up…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “My recipe for dealing with anger and…”

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Steven Wright quote: “My roommate got a pet elephant. Then…”

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Steven Wright quote: “My theory of evolution is that Darwin…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her…”

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Isadora Duncan

Isadora Duncan quote: “My motto – sans limites…”

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Steven Wright quote: “My neighbor has a circular driveway…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “My photographs don’t do me justice —…”

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Elayne Boosler quote: “My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness…”

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Celebrity quotes

Duke Ellington quote: “My attitude is never to be satisfied…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “My cooking is so bad my kids…”

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Funny quotes

Steven Wright quote: “My friend has a baby. I’m recording…”

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Ellen DeGeneres quote: “My grandmother started walking five miles a…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “Most children threaten at times to run…”

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Isadora Duncan

Isadora Duncan quote: “Most human beings today waste some 25…”

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Octavia Butler

Octavia Butler quote: “Most of us don’t have to worry…”

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Business quotes

Henry Ford quote: “Most people spend more time and energy…”

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Work quotes

George Carlin quote: “Most people work just hard enough…”

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Composer

Leonard Bernstein quote: “Music can name the unnameable and communicate…”

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Author quotes

Zane Grey quote: “Men may rise on stepping stones of…”

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Don Marquis

Don Marquis quote: “Middle age is the time when a…”

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Business quotes

Henry Ford quote: “Money is like an arm or leg…”

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Comedian

Eddie Cantor quote: “Marriage is an attempt to solve problems…”

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George Carlin quote: “May the forces of evil become confused…”

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Author quotes

Emily Post quote: “Manners are a sensitive awareness of the…”

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Author quotes

Zane Grey quote: “Love of man for woman — love…”

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Don Marquis

Don Marquis quote: “Man cannot be uplifted; he must be…”

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Celebrity quotes

Mel Brooks quote: “Look, I don’t want to wax philosophic…”

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Author quotes

Zane Grey quote: “Love grows more tremendously full, swift, poignant…”

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