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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I’m a heroine addict. I need to…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I’m against picketing, but I don’t know…”

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Christian quotes

Norman Vincent Peale quote: “If you paint in your mind a…”

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Christian quotes

Norman Vincent Peale quote: “If you put off everything till you’re…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If you saw a heat wave, would…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If you shoot at mimes, should you…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If you tell a joke in the…”

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Business quotes

Henry Ford quote: “If you think you can do a…”

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Don Marquis

Don Marquis quote: “If you want to get rich from…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If you are in a spaceship that…”

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George Carlin quote: “If you can’t beat them, arrange to…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If you can’t hear me, it’s because…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If you had a million Shakespeares, could…”

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Christian quotes

Norman Vincent Peale quote: “If you have zest and enthusiasm you…”

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Bob Hope

Bob Hope quote: “If you haven’t got any charity in…”

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Business quotes

Henry Ford quote: “If there is any one secret of…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “If there’s a will, prosperity can’t be…”

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Celebrity quotes

Mel Brooks quote: “If presidents can’t do it to their…”

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Mel Brooks quote: “If Shaw and Einstein couldn’t beat death…”

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Lewis Black quote: “If the people of New Zealand want…”

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Government quotes

Woodrow Wilson quote: “If there are men in this country…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “If I had to live my life…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “If it weren’t for baseball, many kids…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If it’s a penny for your thoughts…”

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George Carlin quote: “If it’s true that our species is…”

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Business quotes

Henry Ford quote: “If money is your hope for independence…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “If my kid couldn’t draw I’d make…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all…”

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Celebrity quotes

Whoopi Goldberg quote: “If every American donated five hours a…”

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