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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “No one ever died from sleeping in…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Never go to a doctor whose office…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Never go to your high school reunion…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Never have more children than you have…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “My second favorite household chore is ironing…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “My theory on housework is, if the…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Never accept a drink from a urologist…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Most women put off entertaining until the…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “My kids always perceived the bathroom as…”

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Dream quotes

Erma Bombeck quote: “It takes a lot of courage to…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “I’ve exercised with women so thin that…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “In two decades I’ve lost a total…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “It goes without saying that you should…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “It is not until you become a…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “If a man watches three football games…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “If you can’t make it better, you…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “In general my children refuse to eat…”

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Beauty & fashion quotes

Erma Bombeck quote: “I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “I haven’t trusted polls since I read…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “I take a very practical view of…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “I come from a family where gravy…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “I have a hat. It is graceful…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “I have a theory about the human…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “Housework, if you do it right, will…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “How come anything you buy will go…”

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Funny quotes

Erma Bombeck quote: “House guests should be regarded as perishables…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “God created man, but I could do…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “For some of us, watching a miniseries…”

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