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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I replaced the headlights in my car…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I play the harmonica. The only way…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I know a lot about cars, man…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I hooked up my accelerator pedal in…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I had to stop driving my car…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I have an answering machine in my…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I had a friend who was a…”

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Quotes from presidents

Theodore Roosevelt quote: “A man who has never gone to…”

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Health & medicine quotes

Philip K. Dick quote: “Drug misuse is not a disease, it…”

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Marshall McLuhan

Marshall McLuhan quote: “The car has become the carapace, the…”

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Marshall McLuhan

Marshall McLuhan quote: “Mass transportation is doomed to failure in…”

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Jack Kerouac

Jack Kerouac quote: “Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny…”

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Comedian

Henny Youngman quote: “My brother was a lifeguard in a…”

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Comedian

Henny Youngman quote: “I know a man who doesn’t pay…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “Onion rings in the car cushions do…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “Never lend your car to anyone to…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “Never have more children than you have…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “My kids always perceived the bathroom as…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “It goes without saying that you should…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “Car designers are just going to have…”

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John Searle

John Searle quote: “My car and my adding machine understand…”

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John Searle

John Searle quote: “I will argue that in the literal…”

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Business quotes

Tom Hunter quote: “But once you have satisfied your material…”

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Cartoonist

Joseph Barbera quote: “I hate fishing, and I can’t imagine…”

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Eleanor Roosevelt

Eleanor Roosevelt quote: “Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on…”

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Lewis Mumford

Lewis Mumford quote: “Forget the damned motor car and build…”

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Critic

Roger Ebert quote: “If a movie is really working, you…”

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George Bernard Shaw

George Bernard Shaw quote: “What Englishman will give his mind to…”

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Actor quotes

Frances McDormand quote: “Most women’s pictures are as boring and…”

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