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George Carlin quote: “I was thinking about how people seem…”

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George Carlin quote: “I think it would be interesting if…”

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George Carlin quote: “I think people should be allowed to…”

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George Carlin quote: “I recently went to a new doctor…”

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George Carlin quote: “I have as much authority as the…”

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George Carlin quote: “I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence…”

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George Carlin quote: “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving…”

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George Carlin quote: “Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you…”

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George Carlin quote: “Fighting for peace is like screwing for…”

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George Carlin quote: “Electricity is really just organized lightning…”

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George Carlin quote: “Dusting is a good example of the…”

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George Carlin quote: “Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t…”

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George Carlin quote: “Death is caused by swallowing small amounts…”

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George Carlin quote: “By and large, language is a tool…”

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George Carlin quote: “At a formal dinner party, the person…”

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George Carlin quote: “Atheism is a non-prophet organization…”

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George Carlin quote: “Some people see things that are and…”

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George Carlin quote: “Think off-center…”

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George Carlin quote: “One can never know for sure what…”

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