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Groucho Marx quote: “It isn’t necessary to have relatives in…”

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Wendy Liebman quote: “Is there a doctor in the house?…”

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Jay London quote: “It all started when my dog began…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and…”

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Jay London quote: “I’m on performance enhancing drugs, so I…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I’m not feeling very well — I…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I’m leaving because the weather is too…”

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Paul Lynde quote: “I’m Liberace without a piano…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “If you’ve heard this story before, don’t…”

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Paul Lynde quote: “If I’m not working, I don’t know…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “If I held you any closer I…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I, not events, have the power to…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I won’t belong to any organization that…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I worked my way up from nothing…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I wish to be cremated. One tenth…”

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Emo Philips quote: “I was the kid next door’s imaginary…”

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Jay London quote: “I went to the doctor and he…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I was married by a judge. I…”

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Eddie Izzard quote: “I wanna live ’til I die…”

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Jay London quote: “I saw a stationery store move…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I refuse to join any club that…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I remember the first time I had…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I read in the newspapers they are…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I never forget a face, but in…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I must confess, I was born at…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I must say I find television very…”

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Jay London quote: “I model irregular clothing…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I intend to live forever, or die…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I have had a perfectly wonderful evening…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “I have a mind to join a…”

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