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Henny Youngman quote: “That was the first time I saw…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “Take my wife… Please!…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “Some people ask the secret of our…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “She’s been married so many times she…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “She has a wash and wear bridal…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “She’s a big-hearted girl with hips to…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “My wife dresses to kill. She cooks…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “My other brother-in-law died. He was a…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “My son complains about headaches. I tell…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “My grandmother is over eighty and still…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “My brother was a lifeguard in a…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “My dad was the town drunk. Most…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “Just got back from a pleasure trip:…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “I’ve got all the money I’ll ever…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “I’ve been in love with the same…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “If you’re going to do something tonight…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “If you had your life to live…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “If my mother knew I did this…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “If at first you don’t succeed… so…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “I told the doctor I broke my…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “I take my wife everywhere, but she…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “I played a great horse yesterday! It…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “I played a lot of tough clubs…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “I once wanted to become an atheist…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “I know a man who doesn’t pay…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “How to drive a guy crazy: send…”

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Ludwig van Beethoven quote: “Friends applaud, the comedy is over…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “Do you know what it means to…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “A self-taught man usually has a poor…”

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Josh Billings quote: “A puppy plays with every pup he…”

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