comedy

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Henny Youngman quote: “A Jewish woman had two chickens. One…”

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Henny Youngman quote: “A doctor gave a man six months…”

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Miguel De Cervantes

Miguel de Cervantes quote: “The most difficult character in comedy is…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “There is a thin line that separates…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “You know you’re getting old when you…”

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Beauty & fashion quotes

Jerry Seinfeld quote: “Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “There’s very little advice in men’s magazines…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your…”

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Beauty & fashion quotes

Joan Rivers quote: “The ideal beauty is a fugitive which…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “Thank God we’re living in a country…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “The first time I see a jogger…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “Sometimes, the road less traveled is less…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “People say that money is not the…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “People who read the tabloids deserve to…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “Our natures are a lot like oil…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “My parents didn’t want to move to…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “My routines come out of total unhappiness…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “It’s amazing that the amount of news…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “Make no mistake about why these babies…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “Men don’t care what’s on TV. They…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I told my mother-in-law that my house…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I wish I had a twin, so…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I knew I was an unwanted baby…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I succeeded by saying what everyone else…”

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: “I think it’s funny to be delicate…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I hate housework! You make the beds…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my…”

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