Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx quote: “Women should be obscene and not heard…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Wives are people who feel they don’t…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Why should I care about posterity? What’s…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Why, I’d horse-whip you if I had…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Whoever named it necking was a poor…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Why, a four-year-old child could understand this…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Who are you going to believe, me…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Well, Art is Art, isn’t it? Still…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Those are my principles, and if you…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “There’s one way to find out if…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “The secret of life is honesty and…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “The first thing which I can record…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “She got her looks from her father…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Room service? Send up a larger room…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Practically everybody in New York has half…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Politics is the art of looking for…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows — marriage…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Please accept my resignation. I don’t care…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Outside of a dog, a book is…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “One morning I shot an elephant in…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “No man goes before his time —…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Next time I see you, remind me…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “My mother loved children — she would…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “My favorite poem is the one that…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Military justice is to justice what military…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Marry me and I’ll never look at…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who…”

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Groucho Marx quote: “Man does not control his own fate…”

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