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Will Rogers quote: “Even though you are on the right track…”

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Will Rogers quote: “Don’t gamble; take all your savings and…”

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Will Rogers quote: “Don’t let yesterday use up too much…”

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Will Rogers quote: “Do the best you can, and don’t…”

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Will Rogers quote: “Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why…”

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Will Rogers quote: “Diplomats are just as essential to starting…”

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Will Rogers quote: “Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction…”

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Will Rogers quote: “Buy land. They ain’t making any more…”

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Will Rogers quote: “Being a hero is about the shortest-lived…”

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Will Rogers quote: “Be thankful we’re not getting all the…”

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Will Rogers quote: “Anything important is never left to the…”

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Will Rogers quote: “An economist’s guess is liable to be…”

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Will Rogers quote: “An ignorant person is one who doesn’t…”

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Will Rogers quote: “An onion can make people cry but…”

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Will Rogers quote: “America is a nation that conceives many…”

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Will Rogers quote: “America is becoming so educated that ignorance…”

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Will Rogers quote: “All I know is just what I…”

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Will Rogers quote: “Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with…”

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Will Rogers quote: “Advertising is the art of convincing people…”

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Will Rogers quote: “About all I can say for the…”

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Will Rogers quote: “A remark generally hurts in proportion to…”

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Will Rogers quote: “A man only learns in two ways…”

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Will Rogers quote: “A holding company is a thing where…”

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Will Rogers quote: “A fool and his money are soon…”

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Will Rogers quote: “A difference of opinion is what makes…”

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Animal & pet quotes

Josh Billings quote: “A puppy plays with every pup he…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “Youngsters of the age of two and…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “When your mother asks, “Do you want…”

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck quote: “Why would anyone steal a shopping cart?…”

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Erma Bombeck quote: “When a child is locked in the bathroom…”

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