Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers quote: “The ideal beauty is a fugitive which…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “Thank God we’re living in a country…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “The first time I see a jogger…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “Our natures are a lot like oil…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “People say that money is not the…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “My routines come out of total unhappiness…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I wish I had a twin, so…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I told my mother-in-law that my house…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I knew I was an unwanted baby…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I succeeded by saying what everyone else…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I hate housework! You make the beds…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I have no methods; all I do…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “Forty for you, sixty for me. And…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “I don’t exercise. If God had wanted…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to…”

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Joan Rivers quote: “Don’t tell your kids you had an…”

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