W. C. Fields

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W. C. Fields quote: “You can’t trust water: Even a straight…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Women are like elephants. I like to…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “When we have lost everything, including hope…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “There are only two real ways to…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “There comes a time in the affairs…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “The world is getting to be such…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “The laziest man I ever met put…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “The clever cat eats cheese and breathes…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “The cost of living has gone up…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “The best cure for insomnia is to…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Start every day off with a smile…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Some weasel took the cork out of…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Sleep — the most beautiful experience in…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Show me a great actor and I’ll…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Set up another case bartender! The best…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Remember, a dead fish can float downstream…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Reminds me of my safari in Africa…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “On the whole, I’d rather be in…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Now don’t say you can’t swear off…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Never try to impress a woman, because…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “No doubt exists that all women are…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Never cry over spilt milk, because it…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Never give a sucker an even break…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “It was a woman who drove me…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “It’s morally wrong to allow a sucker…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “It ain’t what they call you, it’s…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I’m free of all prejudices. I hate…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance…”

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