W. C. Fields

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W. C. Fields quote: “If there’s a will, prosperity can’t be…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “If I had to live my life…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “If at first you don’t succeed…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I never met a kid I liked…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I never vote for anyone. I always…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I never worry about being driven to…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I once spent a year in Philadelphia…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I must have a drink of breakfast…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I never drink water because of the…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I never drink water. I’m afraid it…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I never drink water; that is the…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I like to keep a bottle of…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I like children – fried…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I drink therefore I am…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I cook with wine, sometimes I even…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I am free of all prejudices. I…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I am an expert of electricity. My…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I always keep a supply of stimulant…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Horse sense is the thing a horse…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Hell, I never vote for anybody, I…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Here lies W. C. Fields. I would…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Drown in a cold vat of whiskey?…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Don’t worry about your heart, it will…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Children should neither be seen or heard…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Anyone who hates children and animals can’t…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Always carry a flagon of whiskey in…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “All the men in my family were…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Ah, the patter of little feet around…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Abstaining is favorable both to the head…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “A woman drove me to drink, and…”

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