Steven Wright

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Steven Wright quote: “If you shoot at mimes, should you…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If you are in a spaceship that…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If you can’t hear me, it’s because…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If you had a million Shakespeares, could…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If it’s a penny for your thoughts…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If a word in the dictionary were…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If God dropped acid, would he see…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I wrote a few children’s books… not…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I went down the street to the…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I went to a general store. They…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I went to a restaurant that serves…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I went to the bank and asked…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I went to the museum where they…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I watched the Indy 500, and I…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I was reading the dictionary. I thought…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I was trying to daydream, but my…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I was walking down the street wearing…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I used to work in a fire…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I was a peripheral visionary. I could…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I think God’s going to come down…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I think it’s wrong that only one…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I replaced the headlights in my car…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I saw a bank that said 24-hour…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I stayed in a really old hotel…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I poured spot remover on my dog…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I put instant coffee in a microwave…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I remember when the candle shop burned…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I play the harmonica. The only way…”

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