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Fred Allen quote: “An actor’s popularity is fleeting. His success…”

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Fred Allen quote: “An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion…”

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Fred Allen quote: “An associate producer is the only guy…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “Always be nice to your children because…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Always carry a flagon of whiskey in…”

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Lewis Black quote: “All the candy corn that was ever…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “All the men in my family were…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “All these jokes have been pre-approved as…”

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Fred Allen quote: “All I know about humor is that…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Ah, the patter of little feet around…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “Aim high, and you won’t shoot your…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “Abstaining is favorable both to the head…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “A waffle is like a pancake with…”

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Eddie Cantor quote: “A wedding is a funeral where you…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “A woman drove me to drink, and…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “A smile is a curve that sets…”

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Fred Allen quote: “A telescope will magnify a star a…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “A rich man is nothing but a…”

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Bob Hope quote: “A sense of humor is good for…”

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Steven Wright quote: “A lot of people are afraid of…”

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Fred Allen quote: “A gentleman is any man who wouldn’t…”

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Fred Allen quote: “A committee is a group of people…”

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Fred Allen quote: “A committee is a group of the…”

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Fred Allen quote: “A conference is a gathering of people…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “A bachelor is a guy who never…”

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Bob Hope quote: “A bank is a place that will…”

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Fred Allen quote: “A celebrity is a person who works…”

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Lucille Ball quote: “I think knowing what you cannot do…”

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Lucille Ball quote: “It’s a helluva start, being able to…”

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Lucille Ball quote: “Love yourself first and everything else falls…”

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