Quotes by occupation

Jean Rostand

Jean Rostand quote: “I should have no use for a…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I stayed in a really old hotel…”

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Jean Rostand

Jean Rostand quote: “I still understand a few words in…”

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Gilbert K. Chesterton

Gilbert K. Chesterton quote: “I regard golf as an expensive way…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I poured spot remover on my dog…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I put instant coffee in a microwave…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I recently took up ice sculpting. Last…”

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Comedian

George Carlin quote: “I recently went to a new doctor…”

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Anton Chekhov

Anton Chekhov quote: “I promise to be an excellent husband…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I remember when the candle shop burned…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I remixed a remix. It was back…”

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Jean Rostand

Jean Rostand quote: “I prefer the honest jargon of reality…”

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Ancient wisdom

Publilius Syrus quote: “I often regret that I have spoken;…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “I once spent a year in Philadelphia…”

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Gilbert K. Chesterton

Gilbert K. Chesterton quote: “I owe my success to having listened…”

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Celebrity quotes

Mel Brooks quote: “I only direct in self-defense…”

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Comedian

Fred Allen quote: “I play a musical instrument a little…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I play the harmonica. The only way…”

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Quotes from presidents

Woodrow Wilson quote: “I not only use all the brains…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “I never met a kid I liked…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “I never vote for anyone. I always…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “I never worry about being driven to…”

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Author quotes

Zane Grey quote: “I need this wild life, this freedom…”

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Celebrity quotes

Duke Ellington quote: “I merely took the energy it takes…”

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Ancient wisdom

Titus Maccius Plautus quote: “I much prefer a compliment, even if…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I met this wonderful girl at Macy’s…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “I must have a drink of breakfast…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “I never drink water because of the…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “I never drink water. I’m afraid it…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “I never drink water; that is the…”

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