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Fred Allen quote: “I learned law so well, the day…”
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W. C. Fields quote: “I like children – fried…”
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Octavia Butler quote: “I just knew there were stories I…”
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Fred Allen quote: “I like long walks, especially when they…”
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Steven Wright quote: “I hooked up my accelerator pedal in…”
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Bob Hope quote: “I have seen what a laugh can…”
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Don Marquis quote: “I have often noticed that ancestors never…”
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