Quotes by occupation

Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I bought some instant water one time…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “I buried a lot of my ironing…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I busted a mirror and got seven…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I can whistle with my fingers, especially…”

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Fred Allen quote: “I can’t understand why a person will…”

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W. C. Fields quote: “I cook with wine, sometimes I even…”

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Author quotes

Zane Grey quote: “I can write best in the silence…”

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Comedian

Phyllis Diller quote: “I asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk…”

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Karl Kraus

Karl Kraus quote: “I and life: The case was settled…”

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Karl Kraus

Karl Kraus quote: “I and my public understand each other…”

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Author quotes

Zane Grey quote: “I arise full of eagerness and energy…”

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Celebrity quotes

Ellen DeGeneres quote: “I ask people why they have deer…”

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Quotes from presidents

Woodrow Wilson quote: “I am not sure that it is…”

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Karl Kraus

Karl Kraus quote: “I am already so popular that anyone…”

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Ancient wisdom

Pontius Pilate quote: “I am innocent of the blood of…”

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Author quotes

Zane Grey quote: “I am full of fire and passion…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “I am an expert of electricity. My…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “I am free of all prejudices. I…”

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George Chapman

George Chapman quote: “I am ashamed the law is such…”

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Comedian

George Carlin quote: “I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence…”

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Gilbert K. Chesterton

Gilbert K. Chesterton quote: “How you think when you lose determines…”

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Quotes about getting older

Steven Wright quote: “How young can you die of old age?”

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Celebrity quotes

Mel Brooks quote: “Humor is just another defense against the…”

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Comedian

Fred Allen quote: “I always have trouble remembering three things:…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “I always keep a supply of stimulant…”

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Ancient wisdom

Publilius Syrus quote: “How unhappy is he who cannot forgive…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “Horse sense is the thing a horse…”

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Ancient wisdom

Pliny the Elder quote: “Home is where the heart is…”

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Comedian

Phyllis Diller quote: “Housework can’t kill you, but why take…”

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Ancient wisdom

Pliny the Elder quote: “Hope is the pillar that holds up…”

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