Funny quotes

Quotes about politics

Ambrose Bierce quote: “Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly…”

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Comedian

James Thurber quote: “A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.”

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Animal & pet quotes

Ogden Nash quote: “A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.”

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Jean Baudrillard

Jean Baudrillard quote: “There is nothing more mysterious than a…”

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Leader quotes

George S. Patton quote: “A piece of spaghetti or a military unit…”

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Author quotes

Mark Twain quote: “All generalizations are false, including this one…”

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Funny quotes

Charles Olson quote: “We all want what’s been suddenly disallowed.”

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Marriage quotes

Socrates quote: “By all means, marry. If you get…”

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Will Rogers quote: “There are three kinds of men…”

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Marriage quotes

E. Joseph Cossman quote: “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday…”

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Comedian

Steve Martin quote: “Talking about music is like dancing about…”

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E. Joseph Cossman

E. Joseph Cossman quote: “Square meals often make round people…”

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E. Joseph Cossman

E. Joseph Cossman quote: “Middle age is when your broad mind…”

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E. Joseph Cossman

E. Joseph Cossman quote: “Drive-in banks were established so most of…”

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Funny quotes

Gore Vidal quote: “All children alarm their parents, if only…”

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Comedian

Steve Martin quote: “A day without sunshine is like…”

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Celebrity quotes

Robin Williams quote: “In the dictionary under redundant, it says…”

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Evan Esar

Evan Esar quote: “A signature always reveals a man’s character…”

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Evan Esar

Evan Esar quote: “A hamburger by any other name costs…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “You know when they have a fishing…”

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Comedian

George Carlin quote: “You know an odd feeling? Sitting on…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “You can’t have everything. Where would you…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “Y’know, you can’t please all the people…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “Whenever I think of the past, it…”

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Comedian

George Carlin quote: “When you step on the brakes…”

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Funny quotes

George Carlin quote: “When you’re born, you get a ticket…”

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Comedian

George Carlin quote: “When someone is impatient and says, ‘I…”

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Comedian

George Carlin quote: “When Thomas Edison worked late into the…”

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Steven Wright quote: “When I die, I’m leaving my body to…”

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Funny quotes

Steven Wright quote: “When I was a kid, I went…”

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