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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “It doesn’t matter what temperature the room…”

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Business quotes

Henry Ford quote: “It has been my observation that most…”

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Isadora Duncan

Isadora Duncan quote: “It has taken me years of struggle…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “Is it weird in here, or is…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “It ain’t what they call you, it’s…”

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Alexander Woollcott

Alexander Woollcott quote: “It comes from the likes of you!…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “In Vegas, I got into a long…”

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Comedian

George Carlin quote: “Inside every cynical person, there is a…”

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Composer

Leonard Bernstein quote: “In the olden days, everybody sang. You…”

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Quotes from presidents

William McKinley quote: “In the time of darkest defeat, victory…”

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Comedian

George Carlin quote: “In comic strips, the person on the…”

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Don Marquis

Don Marquis quote: “In order to influence a child, one…”

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Celebrity quotes

Ellen DeGeneres quote: “In the beginning there was nothing. God…”

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Comedian

George Carlin quote: “I’m not concerned about all hell breaking…”

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Composer

Leonard Bernstein quote: “I’m not interested in having an orchestra…”

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Celebrity quotes

Ellen DeGeneres quote: “I’m on the patch right now. Where…”

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Al Yankovic

Al Yankovic quote: “I’m still a geek on the inside…”

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Alexander Woollcott

Alexander Woollcott quote: “I’m tired of hearing it said that…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I’m writing a book. I’ve got the…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I’m writing an unauthorized autobiography…”

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Christian quotes

Norman Vincent Peale quote: “Imagination is the true magic carpet…”

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Don Marquis

Don Marquis quote: “In all systems of theology the devil…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “I’m free of all prejudices. I hate…”

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Comedian

Elayne Boosler quote: “I’m just a person trapped inside a…”

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Comedian

George Carlin quote: “I’m always relieved when someone is delivering…”

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Comedian

George Carlin quote: “I’m completely in favor of the separation…”

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Comedian

Phyllis Diller quote: “I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing…”

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Bob Hope

Bob Hope quote: “If you watch a game, it’s fun…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “If you were going to shoot a…”

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Celebrity quotes

Mel Brooks quote: “If you’re quiet, you’re not living. You’ve…”

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