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Berke Breathed quote: “I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes…”
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Don Marquis quote: “I have often noticed that ancestors never…”
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Octavia Butler quote: “I have a huge and savage conscience…”
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Steven Wright quote: “I have an answering machine in my…”
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