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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I got this powdered water — now…”

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Celebrity quotes

Whoopi Goldberg quote: “I grew up in a time when…”

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Bob Hope

Bob Hope quote: “I grew up with six brothers. That’s…”

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Comedian

Fred Allen quote: “I don’t want to own anything that…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I drank some boiling water because I…”

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Steven Spielberg

Steven Spielberg quote: “I dream for a living…”

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Business quotes

Henry Ford quote: “I do not believe a man can…”

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Celebrity quotes

Mel Brooks quote: “I don’t believe in this business of…”

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Bob Hope

Bob Hope quote: “I don’t feel old. I don’t feel…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I don’t have a girlfriend. But I…”

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Celebrity quotes

Whoopi Goldberg quote: “I don’t have pet peeves, I have…”

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Comedian

Fred Allen quote: “I can’t understand why a person will…”

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Comedian

W. C. Fields quote: “I cook with wine, sometimes I even…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I bought a seven-dollar pen because I…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I bought some batteries, but they weren’t…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I bought some instant water one time…”

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Comedian

Phyllis Diller quote: “I buried a lot of my ironing…”

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Comedian

Steven Wright quote: “I busted a mirror and got seven…”

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Comedian

Mitch Hedberg quote: “I can whistle with my fingers, especially…”

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Author quotes

Zane Grey quote: “I can write best in the silence…”

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Business quotes

Henry Ford quote: “I cannot discover that anyone knows enough…”

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Business quotes

Henry Ford quote: “I am looking for a lot of…”

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Quotes from presidents

Woodrow Wilson quote: “I am not sure that it is…”

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Celebrity quotes

Whoopi Goldberg quote: “I am the American Dream. I am…”

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Celebrity quotes

Whoopi Goldberg quote: “I am where I am because I…”

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Author quotes

Zane Grey quote: “I arise full of eagerness and energy…”

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Celebrity quotes

Ellen DeGeneres quote: “I ask people why they have deer…”

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Comedian

Phyllis Diller quote: “I asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk…”

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Business quotes

Henry Ford quote: “I believe God is managing affairs and…”

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Celebrity quotes

Christopher Reeve quote: “I am a very lucky guy. I…”

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