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Funny quotes

George Carlin quote: “Some people see things that are and…”

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Robin Williams quote: “I once met a little girl who…”

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Robin Williams quote: “A woman would never make…”

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Robin Williams quote: “Politicians are a lot like diapers. They…”

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Quotes about getting older

Bob Hope quote: “Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”

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Robin Williams quote: “People use drugs because they are trying…”

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Robin Williams quote: “If there was a pill that allowed…”

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Robin Williams quote: “Please, don’t worry so much… Because in…”

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Steven Wright quote: “Why don’t they make the whole plane…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “When someone hands you a flyer…”

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Steven Wright quote: “When I was crossing the border into…”

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George Carlin quote: “Think off-center…”

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George Carlin quote: “One can never know for sure what…”

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Celebrity quotes

Ellen DeGeneres quote: “Nothing says holidays like a cheese log…”

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Robin Williams quote: “You’re only given a little spark of…”

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Robin Williams quote: “Why do they call it rush hour…”

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Robin Williams quote: “What’s right is what’s left if you…”

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Quotes about politics

Robin Williams quote: “The Statue of Liberty is no longer…”

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Robin Williams quote: “The Second Amendment says we have the…”

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Robin Williams quote: “Spring is nature’s way of saying…”

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Robin Williams quote: “Reality: What a concept!…”

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Robin Williams quote: “People say satire is dead. It’s not…”

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Robin Williams quote: “No matter what people tell you, words…”

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Robin Williams quote: “I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d…”

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George Burns quote: “You’ve got to be honest; if you…”

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George Burns quote: “You know you’re getting old when you…”

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Fred Allen quote: “You can take all the sincerity in…”

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George Burns quote: “You can’t help getting older, but you…”

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George Burns quote: “When I was a boy, the Dead Sea…”

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Fred Allen quote: “What’s on your mind, if you will…”

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