Steven Wright

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Steven Wright quote: “You can’t have everything. Where would you…”

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Steven Wright quote: “Whenever I think of the past, it…”

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Steven Wright quote: “When I die, I’m leaving my body to…”

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Steven Wright quote: “When I was a kid, I went…”

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Steven Wright quote: “When I was a little kid we…”

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Steven Wright quote: “What’s another word for thesaurus?”

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Steven Wright quote: “What a nice night for an evening…”

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Steven Wright quote: “There was a power outage at a…”

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Steven Wright quote: “There’s a fine line between fishing and…”

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Steven Wright quote: “The other day I… uh, no, that…”

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Steven Wright quote: “The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm…”

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Steven Wright quote: “Sponges grow in the ocean. That just…”

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Steven Wright quote: “So, do you live around here often?…”

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Steven Wright quote: “Right now I’m having, amnesia and…”

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Steven Wright quote: “On the other hand, you have different…”

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Steven Wright quote: “My neighbor has a circular driveway…”

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Steven Wright quote: “My roommate got a pet elephant. Then…”

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Steven Wright quote: “My theory of evolution is that Darwin…”

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Steven Wright quote: “My friend has a baby. I’m recording…”

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Steven Wright quote: “Last night I stayed up late playing…”

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Steven Wright quote: “Last year I went fishing with Salvador…”

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Steven Wright quote: “It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t…”

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Steven Wright quote: “It doesn’t matter what temperature the room…”

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Steven Wright quote: “Is it weird in here, or is…”

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Steven Wright quote: “In Vegas, I got into a long…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I’m writing a book. I’ve got the…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I’m writing an unauthorized autobiography…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If you were going to shoot a…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If you saw a heat wave, would…”

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Steven Wright quote: “If you shoot at mimes, should you…”

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