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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I wear a necklace, cause I wanna…”

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Celebrity quotes

Ellen DeGeneres quote: “I was coming home from kindergarten…”

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Celebrity quotes

Ellen DeGeneres quote: “I was raised around heterosexuals, as all…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I was reading the dictionary. I thought…”

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George Carlin quote: “I was thinking about how people seem…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I used to work in a fire…”

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Phyllis Diller quote: “I want my children to have all…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I wanted to buy a candle holder…”

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Creativity quotes

Vera Wang quote: “I wanted to define the vocabulary of…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I was a peripheral visionary. I could…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I was at this casino…”

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Octavia Butler

Octavia Butler quote: “I was attracted to science fiction because…”

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George Carlin quote: “I think it would be interesting if…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I think it’s wrong that only one…”

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George Carlin quote: “I think people should be allowed to…”

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Celebrity quotes

Whoopi Goldberg quote: “I used my imagination to make the…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I used to be a hot-tar roofer…”

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Celebrity quotes

Christopher Reeve quote: “I think a hero is an ordinary…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I think God’s going to come down…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I replaced the headlights in my car…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I saw a bank that said 24-hour…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I saw a human pyramid once. It…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but…”

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Vera Wang

Vera Wang quote: “I see myself as a true modernist…”

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Author quotes

Zane Grey quote: “I see so much more than I…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I stayed in a really old hotel…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I poured spot remover on my dog…”

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Steven Wright quote: “I put instant coffee in a microwave…”

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Mitch Hedberg quote: “I recently took up ice sculpting. Last…”

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George Carlin quote: “I recently went to a new doctor…”

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