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Phyllis Diller quote: “There’s so little money in my bank…”
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Bob Hope quote: “They’ll always be an England, even if…”
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Steven Wright quote: “There was a power outage at a…”
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Steven Wright quote: “There’s a fine line between fishing and…”
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W. C. Fields quote: “There comes a time in the affairs…”
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W. C. Fields quote: “There are only two real ways to…”
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George Carlin quote: “There are nights when the wolves are…”
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W. C. Fields quote: “The world is getting to be such…”
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Elayne Boosler quote: “The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good…”
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Bob Hope quote: “The trees in Siberia are miles apart…”
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George Carlin quote: “The status quo sucks…”
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Phyllis Diller quote: “The real reason your pro tells you…”
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George Carlin quote: “The reason I talk to myself is…”
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Phyllis Diller quote: “The reason women don’t play football is…”
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Steven Wright quote: “The other day I… uh, no, that…”
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George Carlin quote: “The other night I ate at a…”
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Bob Hope quote: “The only thing chicken about Israel is…”
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George Carlin quote: “The main reason Santa is so jolly…”
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W. C. Fields quote: “The laziest man I ever met put…”
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Bob Hope quote: “The good news is that Jesus is…”
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W. C. Fields quote: “The cost of living has gone up…”
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W. C. Fields quote: “The clever cat eats cheese and breathes…”
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Steven Wright quote: “The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm…”
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W. C. Fields quote: “The best cure for insomnia is to…”
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George Carlin quote: “Standing ovations have become far too commonplace…”
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W. C. Fields quote: “Start every day off with a smile…”
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Steven Wright quote: “Sponges grow in the ocean. That just…”
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W. C. Fields quote: “Some weasel took the cork out of…”
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W. C. Fields quote: “Sleep — the most beautiful experience in…”
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Eddie Cantor quote: “Slow down and enjoy life. It’s not…”
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